| Kristen Bell | Mary Lane |
| Christian Campbell | Jimmy Harper |
| Neve Campbell | Miss Poppy |
| Alan Cumming | Lecturer / Goat-Man / FDR |
| Ana Gasteyer | Mae Coleman |
| John Kassir | Ralph Wiley / Uncle Sam |
| Amy Spanger | Sally DeBains / Statue of Liberty |
| Robert Torti | Jesus |
| Steven Weber | Jack Stone / George Washington |
| Kevin McNulty | Mayor Harris MacDonald |
| Director | Andy Fickman |
| Producer | Andy Fickman; Jan Körbelin |
| Writer | Kevin Murphy; Dan Studney |
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